Finally Contact from Mattt Cuttts on Penalties
Dear Webmaster:
This email will give you details of your recent penalization in Gooogle rankings for your website wwww.directory-link-farm.com.
It has come to our attention that you have been participating in multiple forum threads on DigitalPoint forums. These thread topics have been deemed to contain large amounts of hot air, annoying ass-kissing, irrelevant posts, bragging and most of all 1000’s upon 1000’s of words of duplicate content (and ideas).
If you stop posting such drivel then we are willing to reinstate your search engine rank and even give you a page rank bonus to PR8. We don’t care that you bought high PR links, nor that you sell links. We just want you to stop clogging up our results with useless forum threads.
Yours Truly,
Mattt Cuttts
Now to brace myself for the amount of red rep and nasty comments I am sure to recieve!
October 1st, 2007 at 10:24 pm
[…] Last but not least there are some folks, like myself that have tried to add a little levity to the situation and call for more level-headedness and calm. Let’s wait and see how this thing plays out, let’s wait for some facts before proclaiming the sky is falling. I even posted a humorous thread (well I thought it was funny) linking to this blog post, Finally Contact from Mattt Cuttts on Penalties and it promptly got moved and buried. Some loved it, I received rep with these comments: LMAO, that was great! to comments like: You are an idiot this is a serious topic! […]